Tag Archives: hyperbole
Reflections through time…
I just found this family photo of my ship leaving Venus on the first mission to Earth. For kunts and kunts (Venusian years) we avoided your planet like the plague… absolutely terrified of your vegetarians and vegans. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A … Continue reading
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Tagged adult, author, comedy, erotic, female, funny, humor, humour, hyperbole, Kristal PEierls, lava, penis, ramble, rude, sex, vegetables, Venus
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Feng shui is a bitch
Last night I stared at all the dirty saucepans and casserole dishes piling up in my cockroach infested sink and thought to myself, That chicken breast and burnt cheese will be much easier to clean after a night of drinking … Continue reading
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Tagged adult, breakdown, Chicken (food), comedy, Darth Vader, drilling, fairy, Fatima, feng shui, fengshui, Fuck, funny, humor, humour, hyperbole, mental, person of interest, rambling, red wine, Shoulder, Winged monkeys
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The Universe lives, and YOU can prove it.
What is proof enough that something is alive? The fact it has eyes? Regular bowel movements? The fact it likes to drink tea with lemon? How would one go about proving that the Universe is alive and conscious, intelligent even? … Continue reading
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